You have the face of a saint.
The next day, the woman walks past the same store and the parrot again calls out "Awk! Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you? I could really use a compliment right now.
yo momma ugly when she walk down the street children start crying Yo momma so ugly that they had to creamate her remains.
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